What Is The Geordie Games?

For you radgies who divent know about The Geordie Games, you're in for a reet treat! Read on to find oot all about it...

10th April 2017

For you radgies who divent know about The Geordie Games, you’re in for a reet treat! We are a crazy day out destination set in the canny County Durham countryside celebrating all things Geordie. Groups of mates can come along and unleash their competitive streak on a collection of mint games involving inflatables, sumo suits and actual beer goggles.



Who can give it a go and when are bookings available?

The Geordie Games is perfect for unique stag and hen dos, corporate events, charity events and groups of friends who are up for a reet laugh. Bookings can be made to come along and have a gan every Saturday morning and afternoon for the foreseeable.


Why are we not in Toon?

While we absolutely love Newcastle (obviously!), we’re just outside in County Durham so you and ya mates can have a few hours all to yourselves in lush surroundings to relax before getting lairy on your mad one in Toon. We’re not too far away and easily accessible by mini bus so there’s nothing stopping you joining us!


What are the games?

We have seven radge games all set up for your day out and we’re always coming up with new ideas. Have a deek at a few examples that are up and running from the launch…



On Ya Bike

Howay man, can ya not keep yasel up reet? This one involves one of the team on a bike peddling to power the sweeper full pelt at the rest of their mates. The winner’s the one who can dodge it the most times and be the last man standing!



Geet Massive Sumo Marras

Grab ya pal with the biggest gains for this one as it’s a geet massive doubles sumo match! Climb into hilarious sumo suits and gan at each other until one team ends up on their back. It’s ganna get feisty!



Pi**ed Up Pitch and Toss

We’ve got some actual beer goggles to fuzz ya vision on this one, only you’ll be trying your hand at pitch and toss rather than on the hunt for worldies! We all know how hard it is to see straight after a few bevs, so this one’s not the easiest…



The Geordie Ale Run

Three of yas are up against each other on this race to leg it the furthest with your bottle of ale! There’s just one thing standing in ya way – you’ll have a bungee rope strapped around your waist! May the best radgie win.



Sling Ya Hook

You’ll get canny dizzy before having a gan at this one! Circle the stick and throw your hoop over the bottles worth the most points to be the winner – and try not to hit the deck in the process!



Kebab Shop Duel

What would ya do if your mate nicked ya bait in the kebab shop? Knock their block off! Two participants come up against each other in this game and battle to be the first to knock the head off the other’s costume. Let the duel commence!



Geordie Bumpers

Your team splits in two for this wacky race on huge inflatable tubes! This game’s all about speed and timing – whichever team of radgies bounces their way to the finish line first will claim the points.


How much will it set ya back?

It’s £45.00 per person to have a gan at The Geordie Games, and this price includes your very own Geordie Games tee and a lush sausage sarnie on arrival. Get in touch if you’ve got any questions or just gan here to book your Geordie day out!